Work Of The Day : Shitty Ideas

Life's Like That : Got Bomb

I was getting out from the car and the timing was bad. I got bombed by a bird. Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwlllll !!! Darnit! Bluudy fool you bird! If I have gun on my hand, surely you will be history, bluudy fool! I got a big stain at the back of my pink colour shirt. Luckily the atom bomb didn't land on my face or my head. For that, I'll spare your life you bluudy fool bird!

I was the laughing stock for my colleagues. They were looking at me one kind while having their delicious wan tan mee, hakka mee, chicken rice, laksa mee, char kuey teow, yee mee. Most of them advised me to buy TOTO, Magnum, Damacai. DUH!! So suey still can win meh? This is real embarrasing! No thanks to you, you bluudy bird!!!!

Work Of The Day : Scratched !

Scratch my back, I'll scratch yours! Yeah, if it's just helping a friend to scratch his/her back to get rid of the itchiness, that's OK laa... but what if your car got BADLY scratched while you are carrying out your duty or helping out a friend or relative? Who scratch? That's irrelevant. The question now is, how will you accept it? Curse as loud as you can? Regret being a 'kay po' at the first place because if you have your butt stuck at office or home, this wouldn't have happened.

Joke Of The Day : Scott & Condom

Scott, being a deaf mute, walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms. Scott has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, Scott finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five-dollar bill next to it.

The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as Scott, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, Scott begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.

"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

Joke Of The Day : Prisoners Confession

A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Thier task for today is to each stand up in turn speak thier name and admit to their fellow inmates what crime they committed.

The first prisoner stands and says "My name is Tim and I'm in for murder" Everyone gives him approving looks and pats on the back for admitting his wrong doing.

The next guy stands up and says "My name is Joe and I'm in for armed robbery" Again, there is a round of approving looks. This goes around the circle until it gets to the last guy.

He stands up and says "My name is Scott, but I'm not telling you what I'm in for".
The group leader says "Now, come on Scott, you have to admit it to us to make any progress. Tell us what you did."

"Ok then. I'm in for screwing dogs."
Everyone is disgusted!
Joe shout "Oh that's disgusting! How LOW can you go!?!"

"Chihuahuas", Scott replies.

Work Of The Day : Air Bag for PC

The next generation of pc will comes with air bag? LOL
Suitable for Karen.

Work Of The Day : Welcome To The Corporate World

Seen too many of such person in this company.

Joke Of The Day : Perfect Man

Joe asked Scott the other day why he never got married.

Scott replied "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said Joe. "Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl -- the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked Joe.

Scott shrugged his shoulders and replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."