Why?

Why did he / she / they do it ? Why abused a 17 month old helpless toddler until death ? This was on online newspaper today. Even animal knows what's the meaning of love, care & has feeling. The guilty one must be punished with death sentence.

Naked Dancer

Naked dancer in club? In Cheras & Hartamas also got ah ? Read the story here ... click here.

But the entrance fees too expensive lah.

What Will They Say To You?

It's strange, sometimes, answers to questions can be found in front of our face. It's just that, we don't noticed it. Will you get motivated by walking into your room ? Just look at the roof. If it can talk, what will it be saying to you ? "Aim High".

Fan will say, "be cool".
Clock to you, "every min is precious".
Mirror, "reflect before you act".
Window, "see the world".
Door, "push hard to achieve your goals".

Name of Wives

A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...

4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !

Tongue Twis-e-ster Part 2

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

Think Deep

Now think of this, if you tied on a tree, what will you do to prevent the lion from eating you ?
















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Tongue Twis-e-st-er Part 1

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People.

Are They Fake ?

Police busted an extortion gang known for impersonating officer from Home Affairs Ministry and the Anti-Corruption Agency. These crook extorted money from scrap metal & pirated VCD dealers. They used falsify authority badges & handcuffs to scared unsuspecting prey.

What will you do if someone wearing a police uniform demanded you to show your IC ? Will you just ignore him or dial 999 to check whether he is genuine ?

It's a dangerous world out there. Nothing is safe anymore.