Rain

First time in my life seing this kind of heavy cloud. Rain heavily minutes after these pics are taken from Sony Ericsson K610i.











































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OpenOffice 2.2

Don't have Microsoft Office ? Have no fear, OpenOffice is here.

OpenOffice version 2.2 available. Click below to download it.

3 Meals

A lady visited her doctor one morning.

Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?


Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"

Master Bathing

Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....

When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)

Accident

Don't ever hurt your wife feeling :D

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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from the supermarket and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick - up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife, XXX



P.S. Your girlfriend called.

















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Kotex & Condom

Condom says to Kotex,

"When you work, I lose seven days of business."


Kotex replies,

"If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months"

Skype Hit By Virus

If you are using instant messenger like Yahoo, MSN, Trillian, surely you have heard of Skype. I personally prefer to use Skype. If you are using Skype just like me, beware of a message "Check up this". It contains a hyperlink which will download a virus into your pc.

Read more about it here

Are You One Of Them

Nearly 5 millions of people who are eligible to vote have not registered.

So , are YOU one of them ?

What are you waiting for ? Too much hassle to go voting ? Have to take leave for the voting process ? Vote or no vote, it won't changed anything ?