Days In JB

Travelling to the south again for a week. Tired with the 4 hours driving journey & the bluudy petrol has increased while the millage claim remained at dirt cheap rate, decided to take flight. No doubt it will be very troublesome, movement restricted, heavily dependant on colleague for transport. Worst come to worst, claim for taxi fare lor. Damn! Taxi fare also increased.

Taking MAS flight, who has won multiple awards - "Best Cabin Staff", "Best In-flight Entertainment". Have to agreed with that. Was sitting at the last seat, my goodness, these two air stewardes was at their station having their loud conversation, gossiping away. Even when the plane was about to land, the conversation still continue. Truly best cabin staff & in-flight entertainment.

Joke Of The Day : Sex With . . .

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?"

"Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.

Shocking, he asked, "What are you doing in here?!!!!"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

Joke Of The Day : Aids

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Dad: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom"

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Life's Long Journey - TheTruth Is Out There

Seeing is one thing, believing is another. You got to see this with your own eyes in order to believe it.

Gangguan Bekalan Air!

Info obtained from Syabas website on 2/3/06 2pm.

Kuala Lumpur - Gangguan bekalan air akan berlaku di kawasan-kawasan di wilayah Kuala Lumpur dan Selangor yang disebabkan oleh kerja-kerja pembersihan kolam/tangki air seperti berikut:-

1) Tarikh gangguan : 2 Mac 2006 (Khamis),
dari jam 9.30 pagi – 9.30 malam.
Wilayah : Petaling
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan seksyen 5,6,7,8,9,10 dan 52 (PJ State), Vista
Angkasa, Perumahan Rumah Pangsa PKNS Kg. Kerinchi,
Mid Valley dan Petaling Height

2) Tarikh gangguan : 2 Mac 2006 (Khamis),
dari jam 9.30 pagi – 12.30 tengah malam.
Wilayah : Petaling
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan Perumahan Taman Sri Putra

3) Tarikh gangguan : 2 Mac 2006 (Khamis),
dari jam 9.00 pagi – 9.00 malam.
Wilayah : Gombak
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan Taman Halaman Kesuma

4) Tarikh gangguan : 3 Mac 2006 (Jumaat),
dari jam 9.00 malam – 5.00 pagi (4 Mac).
Wilayah : Hulu Selangor
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan Bandar Rawang Jaya, Sungai Choh

5) Tarikh gangguan : 3 Mac 2006 (Jumaat),
dari jam 9.30 pagi – 11.30 malam.
Wilayah : Petaling
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan kawasan Taman Bukit Subang

6) Tarikh gangguan : 3 Mac 2006 (Jumaat),
dari jam 9.30 pagi – 9.30 malam.
Wilayah : Petaling
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan kawasan Bandar Puchong Utama

7) Tarikh gangguan : 4 Mac 2006 (Sabtu),
dari jam 10.00 malam – 10.00 pagi (5 Mac).
Wilayah : Klang
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan Jalan Kebun, Taman Berjaya, Jalan Istana,
Istana Alam Shah, Pejabat Daerah Klang, Pejabat MPK,
Pejabat SYABAS, Bukit Tinggi, Taman Botanic, Kampung
Pulau Indah, Kawasan Perindustrian Pulau Indah Fasa
1&2, West Port Terminal, Star Cruise, Telok Gong dan
Kota Permai.

Wilayah : Kuala Langat
Kawasan yang terlibat : Sijangkang, Batu 9 kebun Baru, Batu 10 Kebun Baru,
Telok Panglima Garang (termasuk kawasan industri)
Bukit Komandol dan Pulau Carey

8) Tarikh gangguan : 5 Mac 2006 (Ahad),
dari jam 9.30 pagi – 9.30 malam.
Wilayah : Petaling
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan kawasan Perindustrian S.B Jaya, Sg Buluh

9) Tarikh gangguan : 6 Mac 2006 (Isnin),
dari jam 9.00 pagi – 9.00 malam.
Wilayah : Gombak
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan Sri Rampai, Setapak Jaya, Setapak Permai,
Kg. Pasir Wardiburn, Kg. Loke Yew dan Flat DBKL

10) Tarikh gangguan : 6 Mac 2006 (Isnin),
dari jam 9.00 pagi – 9.00 malam.
Wilayah : Gombak
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan Taman Setiawangsa


11) Tarikh gangguan : 7 Mac 2006 (Selasa),
dari jam 9.00 pagi – 9.00 malam.
Wilayah : Gombak
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan kawasan Kondo Rustika

12) Tarikh gangguan : 7 Mac 2006 (Selasa),
dari jam 9.00 pagi – 9.00 malam.
Wilayah : Gombak
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan Sri Gombak Fasa 8,9,10,11,12 dan
Kampung Melayu Sri Gombak

13) Tarikh gangguan : 8 Mac 2006 (Rabu),
dari jam 9.30 pagi – 9.30 malam.
Wilayah : Petaling
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan kawasan Bukit Serdang (Permata).

14) Tarikh gangguan : 8 Mac 2006 (Rabu),
dari jam 9.00 pagi – 9.00 malam.
Wilayah : Gombak
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan Desa Aman Puri dan Wangsa Permai.

15) Tarikh gangguan : 8 Mac 2006 (Rabu),
dari jam 9.00 pagi – 9.00 malam.
Wilayah : Gombak
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan Taman Wangsa Ukay, Bukit Utama,
Taman Bukit Jaya, Super Home, Jalan Wangsa 5A,
Apartment Atheneum, Bukit Antarabangsa dan Kampung
Sungai Sering.

16) Tarikh gangguan : 9 Mac 2006 (Khamis),
dari jam 9.30 pagi – 12.30 malam.
Wilayah : Petaling
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan kawasan Damansara Damai

17) Tarikh gangguan : 9 Mac 2006 (Khamis),
dari jam 9.00 pagi – 9.00 malam.
Wilayah : Gombak
Kawasan yang terlibat : Keseluruhan sepanjang Jalan Hulu Klang

Woah Lan Eh! Mahai Lei Ah! Tiu Nia Seng!

It was 7pm, I was walking silently toward the red Satria. The driver's door was opened & she was taking out something from the passenger seat. Getting closer to her & ...

JUDYYY!!! ... I called out her name loud.
Shocked & scared she scolded me... WOAH LAN EH!!! MAHAI LEI AHH! TIU NIA SENG!!

Muahhahaha!!! I was laughing all the way to my car, feeling so satisfied. Muaaaahahahaaaaaa!!! This is so much better than honking cats & dogs.

Cost Cutting Measures

She's so right! I went filled up while ago, darn it, I've to forked out additional RM15. !@#$%^&* Sigh! No use complaining now, so these are what I'm going to do:-

Other area which I can cut down costs :-

1. No more buying soft drink. Only drink plain water. Chinese tea for lunch. Soft drink RM1.50 per can. A month can save RM45.

2. Bypass toll. A month can save RM60.

3. Wake my lazy ass up early to avoid stuck in traffic jam. The longer I wait in traffic, the more fuel I burnt. If I woke up early, I might be able to beat the red light as early where got police traffic right? hehehe...

4. Avoid going out for lunch. One meal can cost RM4. A month can save RM120.
Eat roti on Mon, Wed, Fri. Roti RM1.90 can last for 3 days. Tue, Thu eat instant noodle - RM1.00 for two days.

5. No more buying junk food & sweets for little niece. Junk food bad for health. Sweets bad for teeth.

6. No more online at home. Make full use of office Internet access. Free one maa....
If really have to go online, when net connection not needed, disconnect. Dial only when needed. I know won't saved so much la, at least can saved 10 cents maa. 10 cents can buy 2 sweets you know???

7. Put up extra hour at office. Go back early also stuck in traffic jam. Will used up more fuel.

8. Go back early will use up more electricity & also sien nothing to do. Stay at office, use company water, lights, air-cond, pc... woahhhhh, not good meh? No need pay one wohhh... Too bad office don't have tv. Nevermind la, already saved so much... hehee

9. Cut down unnecessary trip to mamak.

10. Setup more blog & put up Adsense. Woahhh, is going to take ages for the first USD100 to arrived. By then, I think I already retired lor. Gheezzzz....