Fled Naked

A couple fled naked when they were caught making love in the car by state religious department officers. The couple did not realise the officers were there until they knocked on their car.

Woahhh... can u imagine that ? Doing half way, out of sudden, "GOTCHA!".
Where else can they do ah ? At home, religious officers will raid. At park, raid. At parking, raid. I heard, up to an extend, the couple will make out at Chinese cementary! That place, so far no raid yet.

Why?

Why did he / she / they do it ? Why abused a 17 month old helpless toddler until death ? This was on online newspaper today. Even animal knows what's the meaning of love, care & has feeling. The guilty one must be punished with death sentence.

Naked Dancer

Naked dancer in club? In Cheras & Hartamas also got ah ? Read the story here ... click here.

But the entrance fees too expensive lah.

What Will They Say To You?

It's strange, sometimes, answers to questions can be found in front of our face. It's just that, we don't noticed it. Will you get motivated by walking into your room ? Just look at the roof. If it can talk, what will it be saying to you ? "Aim High".

Fan will say, "be cool".
Clock to you, "every min is precious".
Mirror, "reflect before you act".
Window, "see the world".
Door, "push hard to achieve your goals".

Name of Wives

A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...

4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !

Tongue Twis-e-ster Part 2

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

Think Deep

Now think of this, if you tied on a tree, what will you do to prevent the lion from eating you ?
















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Tongue Twis-e-st-er Part 1

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People.

Are They Fake ?

Police busted an extortion gang known for impersonating officer from Home Affairs Ministry and the Anti-Corruption Agency. These crook extorted money from scrap metal & pirated VCD dealers. They used falsify authority badges & handcuffs to scared unsuspecting prey.

What will you do if someone wearing a police uniform demanded you to show your IC ? Will you just ignore him or dial 999 to check whether he is genuine ?

It's a dangerous world out there. Nothing is safe anymore.

Born To Live

Remember you are born to live.

Don't live because you are born !

Don't go the way life takes you...

Take life the way yo go !!!

Gun

Busy Day At Work

Been so terribly, horribly busy at work, handling multiple projects & at the same time, have to attend to end users nonsense & requests. Some users are just pain in the ass.

Have you been in this situation? Too busy at work. The moment you clock in, there are piles & tons of work waiting to be cleared. Following up on things, pushing people to get things done, replying to emails, making & picking up endless calls, testing some softwares, attending to boss request (of which some request will make you feels like you wanted to strangle him /her). You even have time to make a cup of hot drink, more ever going to the loo.

Eventually when you find time to rest, some one disturb you again. It's like, the world can't leave you alone. As if that is not enough, out of a sudden, there will be a problem arise, be it related to close family or relatives. Great! That just great! At this particular time, anyone from office who calls or disturb me & want this & that, will surely received a bad treatment.

Is It In Dear?

This is how India got its name.....

The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"

Apology

Is it hard to apologised? If you have too much of ego in your head, definately it will be hard.
I have today wrote an email to a vendor to clarify certain things, as I'm stucked in between the management and the vendor. In the course of doing so, the vendor some how got offended / uncomfortable or better still, the word he used "condescending tone". To avoid further complication, I just replied back my intension & apologised if he feel that way. It was never intended to be that way.

Sometimes, in certain situation, some one will have to be on softer side. If both are hard headed, until they will make situation worst.

1 Cent

Today's paper wrote, 1 sen can be use to pay for services / item up to RM2. The service provider cannot reject the payment. Meaning, if you buy a buy 20 cents sweets, you can use one 10 cents & the rest ten 1 cents, as 1 cent is a legal tender.

Now I have one question. I have darn lots of 1 sen coins. Can I use that to make payment for toll? If RM1 toll, I will pay using one 50 cent, two 20 cents & ten 1 cents ?

Flower For Sweetheart

Now who's the lucky girl had this huh? ;) :P

Tanjung Bungah Hotel

Writting this while in the Tanjung Bungah Beach Resort Hotel. I was surveving for hotels before the trip. Found Tanjung Bungah Beach Resort Hotel website, survey their facilities & rooms. Was particularly interested in their suite due to the price & the room look classy.

I was in for a surprised when I stepped into the room. Nothing is the same as shown in the site. There's only a soap dispenser in the toilet. That soup serve as multi-purpose shampoo, shower gel, hair conditioner & hand washer. There's no toothbrush & toothpaste ??!! No hair dryer!!! The towers, omg, darn smelly!!! The bathtub, eeeewwwlll.

The tv reception is very poor. Busy traffics outside can be heard cleary from the 4th floor. No hotel shoes provided. No phone directory. No complementary fruits even staying at a suite? It's called suite because there's a connecting room provided. Urrggh!

There's a banner stating there's a TM Hotspot. Can't even find the hotel wireless Internet signal. Eventually, have to hop into someone else wireless & use his/her Internet for free. But connection to the Internet keep dropping. Urghh!!

The breakfast served is just horrible. Feels like the foods was left over from yesterday. The fruits, just terrible. Smells like rotten. Just not worth paying for the suite. Should have just get their usual standard room. No! Comes to think of it, it's just not worth staying here for second time.

Even the beach is dirty! If I were to rate this hotel, out of 5, it deserved a 1.
I'm cheeking out now, for good. It's a lucky thing I didn't book for 2 nights.