Spice Girls

Still remember those girls ka? Yeahhh, the popular Spice Girls. They are from UK if not mistaken. Malaysia also got one ma... but is Spice Girl lahh, without the 's'. Don't believe ah? Scroll down ...

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Ah Pek ohhh Ah Pek

~ nearing traffic light, the light turned RED ! Ah Pek did not stop & continue driving. ~

* looking at the rear mirror, Ah Pek saw a traffic police signal him to pull over *


Ah Pek : haiyahhhhhh... cimaiiiiiiiiii. Kena liaoooo

P : ~walking toward Ah Pek~ Encik, tadi tak nampak lampu merah ka ?

Ah Pek : Ala nampak!

P : Habis kenapa masih jalan ???

Ah Pek : Saya ala nampak lampu merah, tapi tak ala nampak u maaa...

P : !@#$%&^

Backup? What Backup?

Got a shocked! A colleague went on leave & I'm taking over his tasks for weeks. The company has all the proper facility to backup its business critical data. The datas are being backup everyday. Just found out, TWO of the servers datas are not been backup since July 2005 !!! Everyday they changed the backup tape, assuming all the datas has been transferred to the tape ! Goodness! Wonder what will happened if the servers crashed!

Hamsap Story

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,only the twisted sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.......


You

darn

mosquitoes.......




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Kisses

*A letter of Husband to Wife:*

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.

Your husband
Allen.



*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 french kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 french kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three french kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some 'extra' items.....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart.

Kapal

A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him "Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients ?"

"Yes, sir......" answers Kapal.

The doctor returns the next day and asks: "So Kapal, how did it go ?"

Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL."

"Nice one Kapal, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir" says Kapal.

"Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, it was almost 5 pm. I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself and lied down on the table and shouted :

HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! "

" . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?" the doctor gets very curious. "Not Panadol, but an injection I believe."

"No sir......" answers Kapal. "I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs !"

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New Style

Was having dinner. Saw this guy sitting infront of me. Is that a new trend of wearing pants? With butt partially visible?
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Arrow goes forward only after pulling it to backward.

Bullet goes forward only after pressing the trigger backward.

Every human being will get happy only after facing the difficulties in their life path...

So do not afraid to face difficulties,

They will push you forward.

Work Phone

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.

Gone... but not forgotten

Grandpa passed away peacefully at the age of 91 on 9th Sept. Lots of people came to pay their last respect. He has more than 60 over grandsons & daughters. Hundreds over relatives. The burial was yesterday.

Rest in peace grandfather...

I have a question here.

We have been advised to raised the 'Jalur Gemilang' in conjunction with the Merdeka Day to show our patriotism & love for the country. It has been few days since we celebrated Merdeka Day, shall we continue to raised the flag or take it down? What's your thought?

Was in Prai since Monday. Will be here for a week.

Oh boy! I thought KL is the only place we all can find majority of bad drivers. Looks like this place is not spared. Drivers overtake in double lines. Sumore in bad traffic congestion. Cut queue! Argh!!