Be Prepare... Just In Case

update : 20/2 08:30am.
1. This post will remain at the top until the end of the month as I feel this information is useful & avoid people from making the same mistake.

2. Never trust these fella - BK Aut*, J*int M*t*r

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update : 17/2 08:15pm.
NEVER trust the runner who offer to help you.
NEVER send your car to NON PANEL workshop.

I've gone through an expensive lesson.
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Accident can happen anytime, anywhere.

Lists of things you should have :

1. Keep a pen & a notepad in your car. This will comes in handy.

2. Know who is your insurer & the phone number. Some insurance company provide 24-hours Auto Assit, get the phone number too.


Things you should do :

1. Jot down the time it happened.

2. Get the name, contact number, driver's license number, make & model of cars involved, car plate number.

3. If your car is not drivable, call the 24-hours Auto Assit.

4. Make a police report. Be prepare for the unexpected.

5. At the police station, most of the time, you will be greeted by runners, who will assure & 100% gurantee you, they are the panel for the insurance company, they will sourced for original parts, everything they will 'kaotim' & settle for you. All those are bullshit !!!

Call your insurance company & asked them where's the nearest panel you can send your car for repair.

6. You will be required to have these ready :-

a. A copy of the HP agreement
b. Insurance cover note
c. Car registration card
d. Driving license
e. IC

7. If you are taking taxi to work, make sure you keep all the receipts to facilitate the claim.

Leeches & Medical

Leeches, used by medical practitioners for several centuries to suck blood, are still employed in plastic & reconstructive surgery to anaesthetise wound areas, dilate blood vessels to increase blood flow, & prevent blood from clotting.

A substance found in leech saliva, hirudin, which are used to produce drug, offers new hope for heart patients, reducing the chance of a repeat heart attack by nearly a third.

from NZ Medical Journal

Fuel Price Increased!!!

Woahhh piannnggg ehhh!!! Petrol increased by 30 cents. 30 cents you know???? Not 3 cents. I repeat, not 3 cents. Once again ah, not 3 cents. Thank you to those who are involved in making this happened. Thank you so much. Muacks muacks muackssss.... We Love Youuuuuuuu ....... NOT!!!

Password Protect Mozilla Thunderbird?

Aisay, been looking high & low for a way to password protect Mozilla Thunderbird since days. Finally, this great Thunderbird extension saved the day. Phewww!!

At last, I can locked the Thunderbird to prevent people from reading my mail. Muaaahahaaaaaaaaa !!!

Stinking Water in Klang?

Update : 28/2 08:30am
So it's true! The water really stink!!! Check this news out !! Click here! & here as well !!

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Back home around 9pm. Was washing hand. At that moment, there was this foul smell. Took a second smell of the water, my goodness, the water stink!!! Anyone else in Klang facing the same problem ?

Joke Of The Day : Old Ladies

Three older ladies were discussing the trials of getting older.

Tina said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich."

Karen chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

Lilian responded, "Well, I'm sure glad I don´t have that problem" She raps her knuckles on the table, then she, says, "That must be the door, I'll get it."

What's Next ?

Now Bird Flu. Previously there are already cases involving Bird Flu. Now again ah? Ok fine, refrained from eating chicken & duck. So next JE again, refrained from eating pork. Then come vege poisoning, water contamination, air polution. Woah lau ehhhhhhh, like that eat grass lor.

Joke Of The Day : Screwing

Tiim wanted to screw a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day Tiim got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you but the girl said NO.

Tiim said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened? She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"

Road Sign

Cool road sign :P Malaysian road should have these.

Joke Of The Day : Fascinate

The 3rd grade school teacher says, "the word for today is fascinate, and you have to come up with a sentence using that word."

Little Tina raises her hand and says,"I went to the zoo on Sunday, and it was fascinating."

The teacher says, "That's nice but we want to use fascinate, not fascinating."

Karen raises her hand and says,"I went to a movie Saturday and I was fascinated."

The teacher says,"That's nice too, but we want to use fascinate."

Johnny extends his hand and says, "My sister has a shirt with 12 buttons on it but her tits are so big she can only fasten 8."

Joke Of The Day : StairCase & Drainpipe

Tim tripped on the stairs and broke his leg. The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he wasn't to use the stairs until the cast came off. Four months later the doctor removed the cast

"At last," Tim responded. "Is it all right for me to walk the stairs now?"

"Yes," said the doctor, "if you promise to be careful."

"I can't tell you what a relief it will be," he sighed. "It was such a nuisance crawling outside and shinnying up and down that drainpipe all the time!"

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Click here to download a copy.
Oh, don't forget to download its PlugIns too.

Bad Luck

*SIGH* This is bad, reallllllll bad. Friday night, got my ass kissed by a Iswara Aeroback, driven by a young guy, car full of young ladies. He must be busy with those ladies before kissing my ass.

Have to go through all those trouble of making police report. Without car for a week. Luckily a colleague willing to give me a ride. This is not a good CNY for me.

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update : 17/2 08:15pm.
NEVER trust the runner who offer to help you.
NEVER send your car to NON PANEL workshop.

I've gone through an expensive lesson.

Joke Of The Day : Big Sissy

There was a violent thunderstorm & Karen was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

Karen smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice, "The big sissy."

Phone Lesson

OK, a bit of lesson on phone usage here. LISTEN UP PEOPLE WITH HANDPHONE!

While you are having a conversation on the fixed line, and so happen that your precious expensive high tech handphone rings, there's always an option to REJECT the call. Use that option instead of putting the other person on hold. It's very irritating you know. People don't need & don't want to hear your talk with your gf / bf / mama / papa / etc. Return call to the person when you are done at the other side. Use office phone to call them back lor, free one ma! DUH!!!

Joke Of The Day : Quickie

Timah & Tin had a small apartment in the city and they wanted to have a quickie but their ten-year-old son is in the apartment. So Tim send him on the balcony and have him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"Someone just honked a cat."

A few moments passed.

"Matt's riding a new bike", he called out, "and the Andersons are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

MCH GM

MCH !!! Have to apologised to a GM today! Damn tulan!!! Those big shots just don't want to hear explanation. Cimaiiiiii

No Points For Fuel Purchased Using Card?

Aikkk!!! Got a credit card statement yesterday. According to the bank, under the authority instruction, points generated from fuel purchased, cannot be added to the yearly accumulated points anymore??? WTF!!!

Joke Of The Day : Little Baby

A 3 year old walked up to a pregnant lady, Karen, while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He asked Karen, "Why is your stomach so big?"

Karen replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

Karen answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

Karen said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"

Is It Time To GO ?

If you are old, very old, lets assume you are 90+, almost reaching 3 figure & very weak, how do you know that, it's time to leave this world? Is it when you saw your loved one who has gone & called out their names?

You ! Do you want to live forever?

Joke Of The Day : Dam Fish

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, he caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish. The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife was shocked hearing what he said. The preacher quickly explained. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the bl**dy potatoes!"

Yam Seng!!!

Yup! Is Guiness & Carlsberg. But they are not real. It's a wonder what the Chinese can offer to the death these days. Those are paper made. Wonder whether the real Guiness & Carlsberg will take any action.