Gong Xi Fa Chai

Wishing those who celebration,

Gong

Hey

Fatt

Tai

Choy.

Poem

Got this via email. Hopefully this is not from the famous poem Ah Pek.

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Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT.

Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY
Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE.

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY.

10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY
Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.

My Sony Ericsson K700i

Of all those handphones I've used before (Nokia, Motorola, Ericsson, Sony Ericsson), Sony Ericsson is the best. I'm talking about K700i. Features - Radio, MP3, Camera, Video & Sound Recorder, WAP, GPRS, Bluetooh, InfraRed plus other standards like Calculater, To DO, Notes, Schedules, Password protected Memo, Games, etc. What I like most is the Themes & ringing tones which can be downloaded freely on the Internet anytime.

Aiyahhhhhh, but I don't have the bluetooth headset yet after 2 years *sigh*.
My birthday is coming soon, hopefully someone know what to do la.

Interpret This Dream

Anyone out there know how to interpret dreams? Interpret this if you can :-

Weirdo's Dream.
In a hospital (Tanjung Rambutan I think). Gun fire everywhere, chaos. Bad guys ruthlessly kill innocent peoples, shoot their brains off their heads, cut their throats. Showing no mercy. At the end, hospital staffs apprehended those baddies. Doctors and nurses tied them on operating table. While still in conscious state, doctors drill their skulls. Pull their brains out!!!

Bluudy Fool Ulcers

Rain rain Ulcers ulcers please go away !!!
You are making me so pain. Bluudy fool !!!

Bluudy "S" Plate Car

Been travelling to the North & South of late. Last week to Melaka. A day after that, to Ipoh, Perak. This week to Johor. 4 hours journey from KL. Tiring? Yeah, abit but I like to drive, blasting the music all the way. Will I get deaf ? Of coz, if I travel everyday la. One thing I don't like is the drivers, especially cars bearing plate number starting from "S" heading to south. Speed limit is 110kph. I was driving like 140kph, out of no where, this "asS" plate car was tailing behind me, with its headlight, spotlight & all its cimai-lights on, almost blinding me. Real asshole ! He was like going at 200kph, destination -> hell ! Where's the road block when you need one huh???

Roti Telor !!!

Nothing's more enjoyable than a fresh hot cup of nescafe early in the morning. *sluuurrrpppp* Aaaaahhhhh!!! Ada umphhh!!! It will not complete without roti kosong or telor. Yummyyyy. So where's the roti telor pic ? Mamak belum hantar mahhhh... adooiiiii.

Cimai Virus

Cimaiiiiii !!! Another virus mail. Is 2006 a year of doggy or virus? So how do you know that's a virus related mail?

Ok, so why will somebody from Yahoo send me mail with a subject "pvhzngrgjuncla". Chi sin! Sampat! Should have come out with sexier subject like "My Naked Pic" or "See Lilian running naked", perhaps I will fall for it and click on the attachment & get my ass infected with virus. No skill at all la this virus creator.

Lucky Ass

I'm one hell of a lucky ass today.

Left the company notebook in the car while I went into 7-Eleven to grab a drink and kacau the counter girl. Came out and disarmed the alarm! OMFG!! I forgot to locked the car. Lucky the notebook still at the backseat.

Moral of the story? You can safely leave your notebook in a car even if you didn't lock it. Try it.

What Will You Do?

OK, so what you going to do next if you received the above mail ?

A. Click on it & read what is it all about. Then open the attachment.
B. Don't bother to read, just delete.
C. Reply the mail & enquire WTF is that all about.

Joke Of The Day : Scott & The Cop

Scott went to get some drink from a store the other day. He was only in there for about 5 minutes and when he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.

So he went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy break?" The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket.

So Scott start to hurl abusive words on the cop. He glared at Scott and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

Surpised, Scott call him dog!! He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more Scott abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

At the end, Scott told the cop, "watch me", as he walk to his car which was parked around the corner...

Happy New Year 2006

Happy New Year 2006

*HO HO HO*

May 2006 brings more happiness, health, $$$, better work prospect to all.

Now Open ....

Now officially open . . . you all miss me lehhhh... hehehe

Is OK. SEMUANYE OK beb!