Closed Till 2nd January 2006

Joke Of The Day : Little Naughty Scott

Little Scott was in school and got snowed in, so they had to sleep overnight in the school gym. In the middle of the night, he went to his teacher, Karen, and said, "I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

Karen said no so little Scott said he'll tell the principle she wasnt taking good care of him, so Karen said yes.

A couple minutes later little Scott said he was still scared, so he said "Can I stick my finger in your belly button?" Karen said no again so Scott said he would tell the principle the she wasnt taking good care of him, so Karen said ok.

He did it and the Karen yells "Hey, that wasn't my belly button." With a cheeky smile, Scott turns to her and says "Don't worry, that wasn't my finger."

Selamat Hari Raya

Joke Of The Day : Moms With Obsession

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Karen, got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go".

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Joke Of The Day : Scott & Karen

One evening, Scott drove his secretary home after she had worked late at the office and wasn't feeling well enough to drive herself. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, Karen, who gets jealous easily.

Later that night Scott and Karen were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, Scott waited until Karen was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car. With a sigh of relief, Scott pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when Scott noticed Karen squirming around in her seat. "Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"

Life's Like That : Handphone Lost

She put her handphone in her handbag, carrying with her while doing her round of shopping. How did it the handphone get lost? All she remember is, a lady with 2 kids was standing beside her and keep pushing her. They keep following her when she tried to make way for them. When she wanted to use the phone, it was gone!

Think! Can you this happen to you? Less likely, since you are aware of the thieves modus operandi.

Joke Of The Day : Baby Comes From?

Karen, a young female teenager, runs into the house and asks her mother, "Is it true what Tina just told me? Babies come out the same place that boy's thingies go in?"

"Yes," replied her mother pleased that the embarassing subject had finally come up and she didn't have to explain.

"Oh God! When I have a baby then, will it knock my teeth out?"