Beer ?

Beer anyone ? I know Karen sure love this. Oii Karen, that's not my friend 'Surf' k ?

What's In Your Email Account

So much can be done if you have an Google account.

You can :-

• Email.... we are talking about lots of email & storage space given. Don't you just love that ?
  

• You can sign in to your blog account.

• Don't have MS Words or Excel ? Fear not, coz Google provides you an online version of word processing & spreadsheet. Sign in to your mail & simply click on the link to begin. You can saved your docs in these formats; Words, OpenOffice, PDF, etc. Need to revise the docs? No problem ! Google let you trace the revision history. Now the best part, you can published your docs online. Yeah! Just imagine, publish your resume online. Prospective employer can grab it there. Don't missed out the powerful 'colaboration' features!

• Yep! You can keep your appointments, schedules online with Calender. Access your appointment online anywhere in the world - that's if you have access to Internet. You can share your calender as well as view calender belongs to others, provided permission is assigned. One thing missing though - Google doesn't provide a feature to import calender created from other application. Nevertheless, there are other cool features in the Calender.
  
  

Now that has changed the way we do things, don't you think so ?
That's what I called "innovative".
Google... the power to innovate!

Short Joke - 3

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies, "No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!"

Short Joke - 2

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Short Joke - 1

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"

Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

Don't Use 4 Letter Words

Aiyahhh, why do people have to say f**k when they got frustrated? Is there no other words that can be use meh? Shit ! No no, better don't use that, cause everyday we are seing shit. Shit in toilet, dealing with shit head boss & shitty company. Enough of shit! There are many other choices ma, like "Shark!", "My Lord!", "Basket!", "Kuku cau!"

Animal To Watch P o r n

Even animal watch porn do you know that ? Don't believe ah? Check out The Sun paper today - pg 13. What the zoo fella trying to do is, to encourage the male to breed lah! What do you have in mind earlier huh? Duh !

Homeless Woman

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked

"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS? I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight", said the woman.

The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."