OK, so what you going to do next if you received the above mail ?
A. Click on it & read what is it all about. Then open the attachment.
B. Don't bother to read, just delete.
C. Reply the mail & enquire WTF is that all about.
Wednesday, January 4, 2006
What Will You Do?
OK, so what you going to do next if you received the above mail ?
A. Click on it & read what is it all about. Then open the attachment.
B. Don't bother to read, just delete.
C. Reply the mail & enquire WTF is that all about.
Tuesday, January 3, 2006
Joke Of The Day : Scott & The Cop
Scott went to get some drink from a store the other day. He was only in there for about 5 minutes and when he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
So he went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy break?" The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket.
So Scott start to hurl abusive words on the cop. He glared at Scott and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
Surpised, Scott call him dog!! He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more Scott abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
At the end, Scott told the cop, "watch me", as he walk to his car which was parked around the corner...
So he went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy break?" The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket.
So Scott start to hurl abusive words on the cop. He glared at Scott and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
Surpised, Scott call him dog!! He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more Scott abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
At the end, Scott told the cop, "watch me", as he walk to his car which was parked around the corner...
Monday, January 2, 2006
Happy New Year 2006
Happy New Year 2006
*HO HO HO*
May 2006 brings more happiness, health, $$$, better work prospect to all.
*HO HO HO*
May 2006 brings more happiness, health, $$$, better work prospect to all.
Wednesday, November 9, 2005
Wednesday, November 2, 2005
Joke Of The Day : Little Naughty Scott
Little Scott was in school and got snowed in, so they had to sleep overnight in the school gym. In the middle of the night, he went to his teacher, Karen, and said, "I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
Karen said no so little Scott said he'll tell the principle she wasnt taking good care of him, so Karen said yes.
A couple minutes later little Scott said he was still scared, so he said "Can I stick my finger in your belly button?" Karen said no again so Scott said he would tell the principle the she wasnt taking good care of him, so Karen said ok.
He did it and the Karen yells "Hey, that wasn't my belly button." With a cheeky smile, Scott turns to her and says "Don't worry, that wasn't my finger."
Tuesday, November 1, 2005
Joke Of The Day : Moms With Obsession
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Karen, got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go".
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Karen, got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go".
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