Unique

Look at this guy house. At first glance, it looks like a house in a middle of a jungle.
Decoration, fences uniquely done. That fella must have spent fortune for that kinda landscape.

Gunung Keriang

Captured using Sony Ericsson K610i - Gunung Keriang.
From far, many says it resembles an elephant shape.
Ohh, you can find lots of crystal here too.

KL Tower?

No laaa... looks like only. It's actually Telekom Tower. Where ? Up north lor.

Snap this from Tina's home. Errr... nice 'dog' Tina.

She Will Be Missed

Injury from the terrible accident has cost her life. Nevertheless, she don't have to feel the suffering & pain anymore. She will be well taken care of, up there.

Rest in peace ...

That One

It's great to have somene close to your heart everyday.
Someone you can talk to when you needed one.
Someone to share your laughter & great news.
Someone to share your sadness & when you feeling down.
Someone who will morally support you all the way till the end.

I found that someone. You?

Beer ?

Beer anyone ? I know Karen sure love this. Oii Karen, that's not my friend 'Surf' k ?

What's In Your Email Account

So much can be done if you have an Google account.

You can :-

• Email.... we are talking about lots of email & storage space given. Don't you just love that ?
  

• You can sign in to your blog account.

• Don't have MS Words or Excel ? Fear not, coz Google provides you an online version of word processing & spreadsheet. Sign in to your mail & simply click on the link to begin. You can saved your docs in these formats; Words, OpenOffice, PDF, etc. Need to revise the docs? No problem ! Google let you trace the revision history. Now the best part, you can published your docs online. Yeah! Just imagine, publish your resume online. Prospective employer can grab it there. Don't missed out the powerful 'colaboration' features!

• Yep! You can keep your appointments, schedules online with Calender. Access your appointment online anywhere in the world - that's if you have access to Internet. You can share your calender as well as view calender belongs to others, provided permission is assigned. One thing missing though - Google doesn't provide a feature to import calender created from other application. Nevertheless, there are other cool features in the Calender.
  
  

Now that has changed the way we do things, don't you think so ?
That's what I called "innovative".
Google... the power to innovate!

Short Joke - 3

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies, "No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!"

Short Joke - 2

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Short Joke - 1

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"

Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

Don't Use 4 Letter Words

Aiyahhh, why do people have to say f**k when they got frustrated? Is there no other words that can be use meh? Shit ! No no, better don't use that, cause everyday we are seing shit. Shit in toilet, dealing with shit head boss & shitty company. Enough of shit! There are many other choices ma, like "Shark!", "My Lord!", "Basket!", "Kuku cau!"

Animal To Watch P o r n

Even animal watch porn do you know that ? Don't believe ah? Check out The Sun paper today - pg 13. What the zoo fella trying to do is, to encourage the male to breed lah! What do you have in mind earlier huh? Duh !

Homeless Woman

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked

"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS? I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight", said the woman.

The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."

NirSOFT

Whoahhh ! For those people who hunger for computer / network freebies tools, check this site -> NirSOFT

Need to sniff data that travels across your network?
Need a tool to sniff passwords?
Need a way to get your Windows Product Key?
Need an uninstall tool ?

Get it all there mannnn !!!

SEX & how you like it ?

Hwuahhh, got this from ScreenShot. Go there to read more about it. The paper is in trouble.
At the mean time, how do you like it ? :P

No Courtesy Drivers

What has happened to Malaysian drivers? Seems that, majority of them has lost something - 'courteous'. Can't they stop & let the pitty old man & lady to cross the road? Just step on the break only mah, won't delay their journey that much what !

If the RD magazine conduct another survey on 'drivers courtesy on the road', Malaysia will top the list again. *sigh*

Kids & Sweets

* About to leave to work when suddenly little niece ran to the gate *

Niece : "Don't forget to buy me sweetssss".

Me : "Ok, but you must not make grandma angry & must eat a lot of rice today!"

Niece : "Emmmm..."

Me : Saw a mentos sweet in car. Gave to little niece.

Niece : Surprised & so happy, immediately ran to the back to tell grandma.

Me : "Wei !! Say what ?"

Niece : Emergency break & gostan ran back to me & say "thankkkk youuuuuuuuu...". Immediately ran back to grandma.

MC

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GONE after lunch!

A colleague of my went for lunch, just like ordinary day. Left his laptop on the table as usual. Upon back from lunch, he got a shocked of his life.

LAPTOP gone!!!

According to some sources, 2 outsiders came into the office during lunch time. Main suspect ! Police report made. Hopefully the CCTV recording able to help & the guard actually taken down their details before they are allowed to enter the office permises.

Anyone of you using laptop, beware ! Easily gone in a matter of second!

Politicians...

Hey! What happened to the AP issue ah? Already put to rest ka? What's the conclusion? Anyone got fired ka?

And what's the conclusion for the latest 'palace' issue ?

Loose Weight

Help!!! I have gained 4 kg in just one week. What's the fastest way to loose weight? Any contributor? Errr, no thanks Karen, I don't wanna buy those expensive diet products.