Closed Till 2nd January 2006

Joke Of The Day : Little Naughty Scott

Little Scott was in school and got snowed in, so they had to sleep overnight in the school gym. In the middle of the night, he went to his teacher, Karen, and said, "I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

Karen said no so little Scott said he'll tell the principle she wasnt taking good care of him, so Karen said yes.

A couple minutes later little Scott said he was still scared, so he said "Can I stick my finger in your belly button?" Karen said no again so Scott said he would tell the principle the she wasnt taking good care of him, so Karen said ok.

He did it and the Karen yells "Hey, that wasn't my belly button." With a cheeky smile, Scott turns to her and says "Don't worry, that wasn't my finger."

Selamat Hari Raya

Joke Of The Day : Moms With Obsession

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Karen, got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go".