A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the teacher putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher asked.
Christopher, raised his hand and responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the teacher putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher asked.
Christopher, raised his hand and responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
7 comments:
Nice one! :)
hahaha it makes sense. haha So kids, if u don't want worm to wonder around your body, drink whiskey. :p
whiskey is my drink.
intensecure - nice whiskey :D
surfnux - woahhh, if their parents report polis, you gotta answer.
thquah - mine too. Yam sennggggg!!!
Good work Tina? U mean drink more whiskey ah???
ahhh.. yea.. jack daniels too..lol
gheeezz, early morning already drunk ah ??
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