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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Joke Of The Day : Drink Whiskey

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the teacher putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher asked.
Christopher, raised his hand and responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

7 comments:

Intensecure said...

Nice one! :)

Anonymous said...

hahaha it makes sense. haha So kids, if u don't want worm to wonder around your body, drink whiskey. :p

thquah said...

whiskey is my drink.

dizzyguy73 said...

intensecure - nice whiskey :D

surfnux - woahhh, if their parents report polis, you gotta answer.

thquah - mine too. Yam sennggggg!!!

dizzyguy73 said...

Good work Tina? U mean drink more whiskey ah???

Eluzai said...

ahhh.. yea.. jack daniels too..lol

dizzyguy73 said...

gheeezz, early morning already drunk ah ??

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