Joke Of The Day : Nurse

Tina was filling in at the local hospital when the head nurse advised her of the admission of a new patient, Scott, who had throat operation which prevented him from speaking. The hospital has given him a blackboard and chalk to communicate. That morning, Tina was cleaning Scott's room. Scott picked up the blackboard, wrote something, and held it out to Tina with a nice smile. "I'm a bit cold," it read. Seizing the chalk, Tina wrote, "Would you like me to shut the window?"

Scott nodded and apparently amused, wrote, "I'm not deaf!".