Wingz was speeding down the highway, along with other cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the ticket, received his signature and was about to walk away when Wingz asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked Wingz.
"Ummm, yeah..." Wingz replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked Wingz.
"Ummm, yeah..." Wingz replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"
8 comments:
HOHOHO, Wingz got topic to blog and so did you! Ask Wingz go beat tiger. Today is chor yat mah, go temple, buy the 'siew jin' (devil) papers and use the clog (wooden shoes?) to beat and curse, sei lar lei, sei lar lei. Hohoho.
cimaiiii !!!! tak funny pun !!!
5xmom - lol. Yeah he should.
wingz - cimai of coz tak funny la. Duhhh.
eh how can u have 2 jokes of the day post ???!!! this is tomlo mia post la !!!!! liuuuu
Liiiiiuuu ! Just listened to Scorpion 'Wind of Change' ma. Cannot meh?
Oi Wingz! U also wat. U lagi best, posting for Tues, Weds, Thurs :D
kiasi jai : takpe la ... my reputation long time ago also tercemar ledi wan kakaka!
kiasi tai koh, he scratched my back, I scratched his lor. Li tat only fair ma :P
Tai koh Wingz, u no phlay phlaayyy ah, i do ur house wallap u kao kao. Suimmaii!! :D
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