Four men were bragging about their dogs. The first man was an engineer, the second an accountant, the third a chemist, and the fourth a government worker.
The engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square jumped on the desk, took out some paper and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
The accountant called his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.
The chemist whistled & said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
Then the three men turned to the government worker, and said, "What can your dog do?"
The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break slowly got off his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
The engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square jumped on the desk, took out some paper and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
The accountant called his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.
The chemist whistled & said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
Then the three men turned to the government worker, and said, "What can your dog do?"
The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break slowly got off his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
3 comments:
Coffee Break sounds like somebody i know ... his name is Joe Dizzy LMAO!!!
lol!! @ Wingz.. good joke dizzyguy!
wingz - cimaiiiii !!!
tina - dont encourage wingz. He's evil :D
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