A snake was chatting with a bull: "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the snake, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you eat some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The snake ate the dung and found that it actually gave him enough strengh to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it can't keep you there.
"Well, why don't you eat some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The snake ate the dung and found that it actually gave him enough strengh to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it can't keep you there.
6 comments:
hmm..so true.. lot of bullshitters out there..lol!
yep! Amazingly, some bullshitters stays at the top for a very long time.
Okay, that is hilarious!
dizzy : i hope you learn something from your story and stop doing that to us ok ? kakakaka!
chris & monster brat - thanks for dropping by.
wingz - hey come on man, i learned tat bullshitting things frm u :D :P
Karen - sort of :D
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