Joke Of The Day : Milk Man

This women goes into labor. They rush to the hospital. When they are there, the doctor comes in and tells the husband about the new invention they have. He says, "This machine right here makes it easier for the women to have a kid. You strap this to your wrist and the father of the child will feel the pain. Want to give it a try?"

"Sure, why not."

So they strap it to his wrist.

"We are going to turn it up to 30% to begin with."

So they do and the guy feels nothing so they turn it up to 50%. He still can't feel anything so they turn it up to 75%. The guy still feels nothing so they turn it all the way up. The lady has the kid.

"Man, I didn't feel a thing," said the guy.

"Ya, me either." Said the wife.

Later that day the wife and husband go home. When they get home, they find the milk man dead on the back porch.