A man walked into a bar. As he sits down he sees a jar full of 100 dollar bills. He then asks the bartender what is this jar for? And the bartender says "first, you have to place a 100 dollar bill in. Thats just to play. After, you see that Huge guy over there with the bulging muscles? You have to knock him out in one punch. Then, you have to go out back an pull the tooth of a dog that has a tooth ache. After you are through with that, you must go over to that sweet sexy lady and make love to her. If you do all of these things you can have every dollar in the jar."
The man says "well I don't know." So the man continues to order his drinks. When he go to his 36th drink he decided it was about that time. He was going to win that money. So he walked over to the man and knocked him out in one punch just like the bartender had said.
Then he went out back with the dog.... and all you hear is this loud angry dog growls and barks and the man walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him. The mans shirt was all torn and bloody.
Next thing the man says is "Ok so where is that sweet sexy lady who needs her tooth pulled"?
The man says "well I don't know." So the man continues to order his drinks. When he go to his 36th drink he decided it was about that time. He was going to win that money. So he walked over to the man and knocked him out in one punch just like the bartender had said.
Then he went out back with the dog.... and all you hear is this loud angry dog growls and barks and the man walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him. The mans shirt was all torn and bloody.
Next thing the man says is "Ok so where is that sweet sexy lady who needs her tooth pulled"?
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wingz, surfnux - amaran kerajaan "Don't Drink & Drive". Amaran dizzyguy "Don't Drink & F*ck" :D
Hilarious! First time I read this one :)
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