A gal was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the girl returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The gal nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" the doctor asked.
"No, from skipping.
When the girl returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The gal nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" the doctor asked.
"No, from skipping.
9 comments:
wuakakakakaka!!! soha*!!!!
aiyakk, accidentally deleted my comment. Bad hand!! Itchy hand! *hit hand*.
wingz - u seems to missed the 'i'. Muaahh hahahaa
Hehehe, that's a funny one!!!
hey giddyguy...errm...i mean dizzyguy! good joke..lol
h.liew - pls feel free to drop by again :P
tina - so u on diet too eh? ;)
5xmom - Eeeekkk! Woah, so observant ah u. I'm suppose to remove tat word, somehow it got slipped. I shld be more careful next time. Anyway, must repost it. *muacckss* Thanks.
hohohoho skipping one whole day. I wish I could do that and get great body. haha
surfnux - woahh, snap d pic of ur sexy body & post it :D
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