Wife & GF !

Some people say :

Wife is a HARIMAU ...............
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU

And some say:
Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP, is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP doesn't have.

Last but not least.......

TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS....
Once get it, HABIS LAH.

So better choose TV lah!

That Long ?

Use Hand Brake ... dunggus!

Ever come across this incident where stopped on a traffic light & the car infront of you slowly reversing back after a while because the dunggu driver forgot to pull the hand brake or step on the break ? Even you blast the honk, that dunggu still doesn't know what was wrong ? It happened to me & the dunggu almost knocked my front.

USE HANDBRAKE WHEN YOUR CAR IS NOT MOVING or at least stepped on the brake lahhhh... dunggu oohhh dungguuuu...

Kena Con!

An elderly man, around 40's, walked into a cafe & informed one of the boss that he wanted to host a birthday party of 10 tables at night. Confidently convincing the boss after placing some dishes with the waitress, the man walked to the boss to further discuss on the menu. He then said he will like to buy some wines but he does not have so much cash with him, so he asked if the boss will borrow him RM100 & will clear the amount after the party. The boss proceed to the cash counter but borrow him RM50 instead.

The waitress make the necessary arrangement & decoration. Day turned into night, the elderly man was no where to be found. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!

Toilet Ethics

If there is a document / write up on toilet ethics, I will like to download & email it to one of the temp staff in the office. My office toilet, two person will have to stand side by side very closely to pee, & there are two partitions available for big business dealing. For me, when entering toilet if I saw a guy standing peeing, it's only right to use the partition instead of standing so closely & pee together with that fella. I felt very uncomfortable if someone stand so close. And that's just what happened, this temp staff will buzz in the toilet & stand there as if I'm not around & pee!

Gheezz! Use the available seat lerrrrr!!!!

Reset Password

Part of my routine work is to assist end user to reset their system password. Well, we are all human after all. It's normal to loose our password. There are too many password to keep. There are times, the same user will keep calling to informed they have forgotten their password.

I like to make their life easier at times. I'll use easy to remember password such as 'MakanTakLupa' , 'BerakTakLupa', etc.

Now I'm getting lesser call to request for system password reset.

Loyal Service

It's really heart sick knowing a long service ex-employee, of more than 10 years, being treated. 10 long years of loyal & dedicated service at Johor branch, being transferred to Selangor. She has a sick boy which needs constant treatment at home town. No husband.

Heard that the company is doing very bad. But instead of offering VSS, they opt to transfer staffs to another location... far far away! They know the loosing point is at the employee themselves. They know employee will tender resignation instead. That will saved the company some money! Damn sick dirty tactics! I'm glad I left that company!.

To My Darling