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Joke Of The Day : Scott & Karen

One evening, Scott drove his secretary home after she had worked late at the office and wasn't feeling well enough to drive herself. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, Karen, who gets jealous easily.

Later that night Scott and Karen were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, Scott waited until Karen was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car. With a sigh of relief, Scott pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when Scott noticed Karen squirming around in her seat. "Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"

Life's Like That : Handphone Lost

She put her handphone in her handbag, carrying with her while doing her round of shopping. How did it the handphone get lost? All she remember is, a lady with 2 kids was standing beside her and keep pushing her. They keep following her when she tried to make way for them. When she wanted to use the phone, it was gone!

Think! Can you this happen to you? Less likely, since you are aware of the thieves modus operandi.

Joke Of The Day : Baby Comes From?

Karen, a young female teenager, runs into the house and asks her mother, "Is it true what Tina just told me? Babies come out the same place that boy's thingies go in?"

"Yes," replied her mother pleased that the embarassing subject had finally come up and she didn't have to explain.

"Oh God! When I have a baby then, will it knock my teeth out?"

Work Of The Day : Korek Hidung

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Life's Like That : Woman

Joke Of The Day : Genie Again ???

Scott has spent many days crossing the desert without water. He's crawling through the sands, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers a bottle. He opens it and out pops a genie.

"Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes".

"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink." ***POOF*** Scott finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK, kid, what's your second wish?"

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." ***POOF*** Scott finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, Scott says, "I wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me." ***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.

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