Heard of Wink? Of course you have! But this is different kind of wink.Wink is a Tutorial and Presentation creation software, primarily aimed at creating tutorials on how to use software. Wink is free. Get yours today!
Monday, June 26, 2006
Wink *wink*
Heard of Wink? Of course you have! But this is different kind of wink.Wink is a Tutorial and Presentation creation software, primarily aimed at creating tutorials on how to use software. Wink is free. Get yours today!
Saturday, June 24, 2006
sMaRt TINA
A police officer, Karen, pulls Tina over for speeding...
Karen : Driver's license please ?
Tina : I don't have one.
Karen : Vehicle Registration card then?
Tina : It's not my car. I stole it.
Karen : The car is stolen?
Tina : That's right. May be it's in the glove box where my gun is.
Karen : You have a gun there?
Tina : Yes ma'am. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called her captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached Tina to handle the tense situation:
Captain : Ma'am, may I see your license?
Tina : Sure. Here it is.
Captain : Is this your car?
Tina : It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's Registration card.
Captain : Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Tina : Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Captain : Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Tina : No problem. Trunk is opened.
Captain : I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told her you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Tina : Really? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too?
Karen : Driver's license please ?
Tina : I don't have one.
Karen : Vehicle Registration card then?
Tina : It's not my car. I stole it.
Karen : The car is stolen?
Tina : That's right. May be it's in the glove box where my gun is.
Karen : You have a gun there?
Tina : Yes ma'am. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called her captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached Tina to handle the tense situation:
Captain : Ma'am, may I see your license?
Tina : Sure. Here it is.
Captain : Is this your car?
Tina : It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's Registration card.
Captain : Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Tina : Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Captain : Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Tina : No problem. Trunk is opened.
Captain : I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told her you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Tina : Really? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too?
Wednesday, April 5, 2006
Some Funny Names
Got this via email . . .
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Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)? Because NCH stands for "Never Come Home". That's why business was very bad before it changed its name. Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home". So business is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because SGH stands for "Sure Go Home"!
Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change. It stands for "No Use Hospital"!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH). Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem. It stands for "Tiam Tiam Si Hospital" and now 'Tan Teo SARs Hospital".
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Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)? Because NCH stands for "Never Come Home". That's why business was very bad before it changed its name. Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home". So business is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because SGH stands for "Sure Go Home"!
Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change. It stands for "No Use Hospital"!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH). Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem. It stands for "Tiam Tiam Si Hospital" and now 'Tan Teo SARs Hospital".
Tuesday, April 4, 2006
Ms Virtual Server 2005 R2 Free?
Why is Microsoft making its product, Virtual Server, available at no charge?
Hmmm, first VMWare, now Microsoft? So who's next?
Hmmm, first VMWare, now Microsoft? So who's next?
Virtualize Now...
The free version of VMWare product, VMware Server Beta 2 is available for download. Get it quick!
Page Creator from Google
Google Page Creator is webpage building system. As long as you have a Gmail account, you can create your own webpage. Don't have the technical knowledge required to built a page? You don't have to, according to Google Page Creator site. You'll have FREE 100mb of hosting storage space. You heard that right!
Bad news is, too many people signed up. You will need to be in waiting list, just like me.
Bad news is, too many people signed up. You will need to be in waiting list, just like me.
Monday, April 3, 2006
Why I Visit Chanlilian.net
Why not? She got all the bloggers URL which I can click & read. If your blog URL is not there, you know what to do la.
Sunday, April 2, 2006
April Fool, Bloody Fool
1st April ... 12:00am ...
*ring ringgggggg* Hellllloooooooooooooo ? (extremely sleepy)
Oiii Ka Leng ahhhh, you know today is what day ah ?
Whaaaaaaaaaaat ??????
April Foollll !!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Bloody fool !!! I'm not bloody ham Ka Leng ok!! *toooooooooooooooooooo*
*ring ringgggggg* Hellllloooooooooooooo ? (extremely sleepy)
Oiii Ka Leng ahhhh, you know today is what day ah ?
Whaaaaaaaaaaat ??????
April Foollll !!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Bloody fool !!! I'm not bloody ham Ka Leng ok!! *toooooooooooooooooooo*
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