Phone Lesson

OK, a bit of lesson on phone usage here. LISTEN UP PEOPLE WITH HANDPHONE!

While you are having a conversation on the fixed line, and so happen that your precious expensive high tech handphone rings, there's always an option to REJECT the call. Use that option instead of putting the other person on hold. It's very irritating you know. People don't need & don't want to hear your talk with your gf / bf / mama / papa / etc. Return call to the person when you are done at the other side. Use office phone to call them back lor, free one ma! DUH!!!

Joke Of The Day : Quickie

Timah & Tin had a small apartment in the city and they wanted to have a quickie but their ten-year-old son is in the apartment. So Tim send him on the balcony and have him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"Someone just honked a cat."

A few moments passed.

"Matt's riding a new bike", he called out, "and the Andersons are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

MCH GM

MCH !!! Have to apologised to a GM today! Damn tulan!!! Those big shots just don't want to hear explanation. Cimaiiiiii

No Points For Fuel Purchased Using Card?

Aikkk!!! Got a credit card statement yesterday. According to the bank, under the authority instruction, points generated from fuel purchased, cannot be added to the yearly accumulated points anymore??? WTF!!!

Joke Of The Day : Little Baby

A 3 year old walked up to a pregnant lady, Karen, while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He asked Karen, "Why is your stomach so big?"

Karen replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

Karen answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

Karen said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"

Is It Time To GO ?

If you are old, very old, lets assume you are 90+, almost reaching 3 figure & very weak, how do you know that, it's time to leave this world? Is it when you saw your loved one who has gone & called out their names?

You ! Do you want to live forever?

Joke Of The Day : Dam Fish

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, he caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish. The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife was shocked hearing what he said. The preacher quickly explained. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the bl**dy potatoes!"

Yam Seng!!!

Yup! Is Guiness & Carlsberg. But they are not real. It's a wonder what the Chinese can offer to the death these days. Those are paper made. Wonder whether the real Guiness & Carlsberg will take any action.