Karen had gone to her student advisor, Joe for some college course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling OK?" Joe asked.
"Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex with every man I meet," Karen admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?"
"Why yes, there is," Joe said, as he picked her up and began carrying her to the couch.
...."It's called 'Good News'."
Friday, October 7, 2005
Thursday, October 6, 2005
Joke Of The Day : ID 10 T Error
Karen was having trouble with her computer. So she called Joe, the computer guy, over to her desk. Joe solved the problem. As he was walking away, Karen asked him, "So, what was wrong?"
And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."
"An ID Ten T Error? What's that?", asked Karen.
He gave her a grin... "This is a very common error faced by users. Haven't you heard of this before?"
"No," replied Karen.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
(She wrote...) I D 1 0 T
And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."
"An ID Ten T Error? What's that?", asked Karen.
He gave her a grin... "This is a very common error faced by users. Haven't you heard of this before?"
"No," replied Karen.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
(She wrote...) I D 1 0 T
Life's Like That : Sign of Aging
Something's wrong with me this morning. Gosh! Sign of aging perhaps.
About to reached the toll booth, took out my SmartTag and placed it at the usual spot. But the darn barrier still doesn't open. No credit? Can't be, still have RM20+ as at yesterday. Back vehicles blasting their horn! Looking to the right.... OMG!! I'm at Touch n Go lane! Duhhhh me!
About to reached the toll booth, took out my SmartTag and placed it at the usual spot. But the darn barrier still doesn't open. No credit? Can't be, still have RM20+ as at yesterday. Back vehicles blasting their horn! Looking to the right.... OMG!! I'm at Touch n Go lane! Duhhhh me!
Wednesday, October 5, 2005
Life's Like That : How To Protect Yourself
OK ladies, if some smart ass trying to snatch your handbag, this is how you should protect yourself. Check out the below video.
http://www.dkbnews.com/flash/2005/movie01.swf
http://www.dkbnews.com/flash/2005/movie01.swf
Tuesday, October 4, 2005
Monday, October 3, 2005
Joke Of The Day : Toilet Story
Scott and Tim were doing their business in the gents when Scott glanced over and noticed that Tim's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Wow, I've never seen one like that before" Scott said.
"Like what?" Tim asked. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Scott said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Tim said. "Straight, like normal," Scott said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Tim said.
Scott finished what he was doing and started to shakedown his birdy prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Tim said.
"Shaking off the excess drops, like usual" Scott said.
"Darnit!!!," Tim said. "And all these years I've been wringing it."
"Like what?" Tim asked. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Scott said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Tim said. "Straight, like normal," Scott said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Tim said.
Scott finished what he was doing and started to shakedown his birdy prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Tim said.
"Shaking off the excess drops, like usual" Scott said.
"Darnit!!!," Tim said. "And all these years I've been wringing it."
Sunday, October 2, 2005
Life's Like That : We Love & Miss You
Dad, you were a good dad. I remember the days, you woke up early in the morning to get ready to work. Cycled a distance away to the workplace on a busy road while it was still dark. When you were back, we have all slept. You hardly spent a good quality time together with the family. We hardly see you at home, not even weekend. Sometimes you were drunk when you got home. The whole family were uncomfortable seing you in this condition and worried if something bad will happened to you. We have advised you, but to no avail.
The dreaded day came, you felled down from a drinking session. Paralysed! Can't walk, having difficulty talking. Hospitalised for months. Mom took care of you, at your side day and night. God knows what mom have gone through during that months. Sleepless nights, mosquitoes bites, cold, unbearable smells, nurses attitudes, heart sick and much more. Every weekend, the kids will come check you out.
Dad, I am sorry. When you took your last breathe, I was not around. But we all, mom, sis, other relatives and myself knew that, God will take good care of you. We love you, although you didn't hear this personally from us. We miss you.
The dreaded day came, you felled down from a drinking session. Paralysed! Can't walk, having difficulty talking. Hospitalised for months. Mom took care of you, at your side day and night. God knows what mom have gone through during that months. Sleepless nights, mosquitoes bites, cold, unbearable smells, nurses attitudes, heart sick and much more. Every weekend, the kids will come check you out.
Dad, I am sorry. When you took your last breathe, I was not around. But we all, mom, sis, other relatives and myself knew that, God will take good care of you. We love you, although you didn't hear this personally from us. We miss you.
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