Life's Like That : Help A Dog & Got Bitten

Have you helped a dog which is trapped? I have and I got bitten. Remember the Malay proverb "Bagai melepaskan anjing yang tersepit"?

I've assisted this branch manager from the southern region many times. When my new boss reported to work recently, this branch manager had a chance to meet him last week. We had a departmental meeting last few days, and I have been told that, the branch manager complained that I've not been extending my help when he needed one.

[Question : What will be your reaction if you are in my shoes ?]

I smiled and shaked my head. I knew boss is still new in the company and doesn't know much about the past, so it's pointless to argue. He won't know what had happened. The most important thing is the future. I hope he can see for himself who's the bad guy as time goes.

Life's Like That : Anatomy of ...

A neighbour (Mr & Mrs X) moved into a new house. They were both enjoying the new house pretty much. One day, they decided to install a little man made water fountain (woahh, good fung shui). Since installing the fountain, both Mr & Mrs X income has been growing steadily every month. Word spread out like wild fire.

[Question : Assuming there's very little cost involved in setting up the water fountain, will you follow Mr & Mrs X footstep?]

After 6 months, bad luck hits Mr & Mrs X. There goes all their income to the drain. Mr & Mrs X anger burst and they go around hinting their neighbour to demolished the water fountain claiming it will bring bad luck to them as well.

[Question : Will you follow suite? Will you tear down the fountain?]

I guess this anatomy can apply to what has been happening to some bloggers, lately.

Joke Of The Day : Little Boy Question

This little boy wakes up five nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom, Karen and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." Karen is taken by surprise and says, "Oh... well...ah....well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!" Karen says, "Why?!?" And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

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Joke Of The Day : Puke

The little kid gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, mean-looking, hulking guy sit next to him and immediately falls asleep. The kid starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, so he look at him, trying to decide what to do.

Suddenly, the plane goes through a turbulence and a nausea passes through the kid. He can't hold it in any longer and throws up all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.

"So," says the kid, "are you feeling better now?"

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Life's Like That : Copy Paste

dizzy : *wet dreaming*
dizzy : *snoooorrrrrrrr snooor snooorrr or orrrrrrr* [sounds like Boeing 747 flying in the room]

dizzy hp ring *ting dongggggg* *tingggg doonnngggg* [yeah, my hp got door bell tune, so what?]

Mr. X : oiii !!! u sleeping or farking?
dizzy : huh? who's tat?
Mr. X : u sleeping or farking MCH ?
dizzy : WHO IS TAT ??
Mr. X : I am @#$% laaa...
Mr. X : MCH, wake up, someone copy & paste ur blog laa...
dizzy : Fark u laa. WHO copy paste me?

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dizzy goes online & found out, true enough, my version of joke can be found here.

*dizzy thinking... should I retaliate, thinking... may be he/she is teaching me a lesson or trying to tell me something. Arrrgghhh, let it be la. It's a free world, wanna copy paste mai copy paste lorrrr*

Life's Like That : Frying Egg

I find this amusing and yet very true. Got this via email (yeah, another junk mail).
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The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home. He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling: "CAREFULL!!! CAREFULL!!!MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFULL!!! CAREFULL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!!
THE SALT!!!!"

The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like, when I am driving and you sit next to me..."

Joke Of The Day : Rich Man Game

This rich guy (who had money, big houses, girls, luxury cars, planes, etc) was having a party at his house. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles. He shouts out, "Ladies and gentlemen!, The first person that swims across my pool will get all my money."

No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd, and says, "OK, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money and my house."

Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes."

Still, no one moves, not even an eye blinks this time "OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my property, all my stocks, bonds and investments and all the girls you can handle; everything I own."

"Splash!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan - he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy runs over to him. "That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done."

"Do you want the money now or later?" "I don't want the money."
"Do you want the house now or later?" "I don't want the house."
"Do you want the cars and planes now or later?" "I don't want the cars or planes."
"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?" "I don't want that either."
"Do you want the girls now or later?" "I don't want the girls."

The rich guy looks at him and says "Well, what the hell do you want?!?!"
"I want the f*cking b*stard that pushed me in."

Life's Like That : Taking Charge of Anger

Sometimes, we just have to be patient. I keep reminding myself, "Please Be Patient". This word will be looping in my mind. If you are patient enough, who knows, you could have saved yourself from few problems or arguements between you and your loved ones, your boss, your colleagues or even your family. If you are frustrated, anger follows and emotion starts to take control over you instead of you controlling emotion. All the screaming and cursing will begin.

With little help from past experiences, I am glad to say that I am still able to control anger, although not all the time. But I am seing more of me taking charge of anger.

I was looking for some images when I come across the below. Click on the image to enlarge it.