Joke Of The Day : Circle Flies

A policeman pulls over a motorist for speeding. While he's writing the ticket, flies keep buzzing around his head, annoying him considerably.

"Circle flies sure are bad this year, aren't they?" says the motorist.
"But I've never heard of a circle fly before. What's that?" ask the policeman.

"Well," the motorist responds, "circle flies tend to circle around a horse's rear end. That's why they call 'em circle flies."
The policeman, catching the implication, replies, "Well, that's very interesting. But it strikes me that you might be trying to call me a horse's ass".

"Oh, no sir!" responds the motorist. "No, sir, not at all. I have the utmost respect for law enforcement officers, and would never dream of implying that one of them was a horse's ass. No, sir, I'm terribly sorry if that's how it sounded."

"Admit it you mean it!!," replied the policeman.
"No sir!," the motorist continued, "but there's just no fooling those circle flies, is there?"

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Life's Like That : Seat Belt

I noticed that, many people don't like to wear seat belt. But these people will obediently quickly put on the seat belt when ever they see a police traffic. Once the police traffic is not in sight, the seat belt will be taken off. I've seen this with my own eyes. I don't have the answer/s as to why they don't like to wear seat belt ? Are you one of them ? Or are you NOT one of them, but you know the reason/s ? Why why tell me why ? (hmmm... sounds like Anita Mui's song or was it Leslie Cheung). Don't people know why seat belts are installed in vehicles at the first place ?

Joke Of The Day : New Husband

Karen went to the police station with her neighbor, Tina, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

Tina protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

Karen replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

Life's Like That : Anal What ?????

Poor boss. She was sick for the past few days. Today, having a bad cough. Can't help but noticed the above cough syrup on her desk. It says "ANNALAX". Made my imagination go wild, thinking of "Anal" and "Lax". *slluuurrpppsss*

Joke Of The Day : Cat In Heaven

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. He meets the Lord. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."

The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears. A few days later four mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to Heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answered, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, even women with brooms. We're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him in a deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord wakes the cat and asks him how was he doing. The cat replies "better than I could have ever expected. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending by are theeeeeeee best!!!"

Life's Like That : Opinion Needed

If your loved one told you that, he/she is going to accept an offer to work overseas,

1. What will be your first reaction like ?
2. What do you think of next ?
3. Will you allow him/her to go ?
4. If yes, why ? If no, why ?

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* All opinion appreciated. Thank you in advance.*

Joke Of The Day : Fun Fair Ride

Rojak and his wife, Karen will go to the fun fair every year. Every year Rojak would say, "Karen, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." Karen would say, "I know Rojak, but that airplane ride is dangerous."

One year Rojak and Karen went to the fair and Rojak said, "Karen, I'm 70 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance". Karen, said the same thing as usual.

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you." Rojak and Karen agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.

They land and the pilot turns to Rojak, "Wow, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Rojak replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Karen fell out, but I will have to pay for the ride."