Joke Of The Day : Elephants Away

A furious teacher asked one of her pupils."Why are you tearing up your homework notebook and scattering the pieces around the classroom?"

"To keep the elephants away, Miss."

"There are no elephants."

"Shows how effective it is then, doesn't it?"

Life's Like That : Stroke The Silent Killer

Got an email this morning. Unsure how reliable the information is (I've pasted the information below, just incase someone's still interested to find out), but I guess it's useful to know about it. Did some google search, found out about Stroke : The Silent Killer. So I hear you say "I'm healthy. I've no sign of high blood pressure or other risks factor". Think again, click on the link above.

Excerpt from the mail received :

Now doctors say people can recognize a stroke by asking 3 simple Qs':

1. Ask the individual to smile.
2. Ask him or her to raise both arms.
3. Ask the person to speak a simple sentence.

Or ask the person to 'stick' out his/her tongue, if their tongue is NOT 'straight' but goes off to one side that is another indication of a stroke.

If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call the ambulance immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general public to learn the 3 questions.

Joke Of The Day : Fresh Grads

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."

Work Of The Day : Thumbs Up for KWSP

Kudos to KWSP Klang! Brought my mom there on 1st June. The man manning the enquiry counter is very pleasant, courteous and professional. Filled in the forms and took a number. Just a short wait, it's our turn. A girl greet us with a smiling face. Processing the forms plus answering our enquiries took less than 5 minutes . She's pleasant, courteous and professional too.

Unsure of other branches, but here, they are definately efficient. Thumbs up KWSP!
Now don't you wish to see all those government agencies has this kind of mental attitude and efficiency?

Joke Of The Day : Goldfish

Little Tommy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tommy?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was confused, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tommy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your damn cat."

Life's Like That : Care for them

You! Yes you! You are much luckier than others and yet, sometimes, we still complaint a lot. Look at those poor people, sleeping on the roadside, searching for left over food, torn clothing and not forgotten, those unfortunate people with impaired vision, paralysed, and the list goes on.

Are we doing enough to help those who needed one? If we have the capacity and capability, why not help out? Read this and this short while ago and I decided to place the banner. Will that do any good - you asked? Well, can we see any improvement if we don't even get the ball rolling? I tried to relate what I'm doing here with this. I'm sure Kenny will agree with me, this is not another junk or chain mail, more ever if it's from Jeff and Mack. Well, have you done your part yet?

Work Of The Day : Vendor *tsk tsk tsk*

Waiting is torturous. Here I am, waiting for the vendor arrival. Two days before the meet, a mail has been sent informing the date/time/venue of the meet. A day before the meet, called to remind them. The day of the meet, early morning, rang them again. They are still late! 30 minutes late while I blog about this darn shit vendor.

Vendors Out There -> "EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED !"
Anything can happened, traffic jam, accidents, wrong turn, half way to customer place you have to pangsai, etc. So reach your customer place atleast 15 minutes before the meet!!! You won't die if you reached early. Hey! You have more time to do your pangsai business too.

Vendors Out There -> "KNOW YOUR PRODUCT AND COME PREPARED !"
Bluudy hell, coming to meet wasting my time. Searching for this and that document, left this and that at office. Should have left your ass at office too! If you don't know your product, you will waste time talking nonsense! Damn bluudy tu lan with this kind of vendors.

Joke Of The Day : Dumb

This family-a husband, a wife, and a little boy-moved. The dad decided that one day he would go to a nude beach one day and took the little boy with him. When they got back, the little boy went to his mom and said, "Mom, some of the ladies there had big boobs." The mom then said, "Well son, the bigger they are the dumber the person."

The two go to the beach again. Afterwards, the boy goes to his mom again and says, "Mom, some of the guys have big willy's." The mom says, "Same goes for them son. The bigger they are the dumber the person."

The two go to the beach one more time and the boy goes to his mother when they get back. "Mom, daddy was talking to a dumb blond and he was getting dumber by the minute."