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Sunday, September 11, 2005

Joke Of The Day : Cheeky Customers

A store owner hires a young female clerk, Karen who likes to wear short skirts and thong panties to work the counter. One day a young man enters the store, eyes Karen and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread high on the shelves, he said, "I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely. Karen nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, and the young man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with a magnificent view, just as he had hoped. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two more loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As Karen retrieves the second loaf of bread, another male customer notices what is going on. Thinking quickly as Karen again descends to the counter, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread. With each trip up the ladder, young Karen seems to catch the eye of yet another male customer. Pretty soon each fellow in the store is successively asking for raisin bread, just to see her climb up to the top shelf. After a few trips she is tired and irritated. Finding herself yet again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip she yells down, "Is yours raisin too?" "No," croaks the feeble old man... "But it's startin' to twitch."

1 comment:

dizzyguy73 said...

U d only one i think of of la.

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